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  {
    "id": "TH98PQTM",
    "type": "post-weblog",
    "abstract": "My friends, everybody has their down days, and during these long winter months it is especially easy to succumb to the doldrums and find yourself in a bit of a funk. But not to fear! I have a simple tip that’s guaranteed to pick you up and get you back in good spirits in no time, and here it is: Whenever you’re feeling low, just remember that I, Donald Trump, will be dead in roughly 15 to 20 years.",
    "container-title": "The Onion",
    "language": "en-US",
    "title": "When You're Feeling Low, Just Remember I'll Be Dead In About 15 Or 20 Years",
    "URL": "https://theonion.com/when-youre-feeling-low-just-remember-ill-be-dead-in-ab-1819584806/",
    "author": [
      {
        "family": "Staff",
        "given": "The Onion"
      }
    ],
    "accessed": {
      "date-parts": [
        [
          "2024",
          11,
          22
        ]
      ]
    },
    "issued": {
      "date-parts": [
        [
          "2013",
          1,
          23
        ]
      ]
    }
  }
]